Wake n' Bacon - Greatest Invention Ever?
Massive Marty of NYC told me that he wakes up to the smell of bacon every morning because of the Wake n' Bacon. Behold this beauty -
You put a piece of frozen bacon in this alarm clock before you go to bed then wake up to the smell of succulent swine.
Our R&D department is working on a protein shake alarm clock. Our product will allow our genetically superior readers to continue their ambition goal of body expansion.
The Wake n' Bacon deserve a place in the hall of fame of American ingenuity. But is it the greatest invention ever?
In the bacon inspired product category, I think Baconnaise might be the winner.
I'd also argue that the Flowbee deserves a spot in the Halls of American greatness.
You put a piece of frozen bacon in this alarm clock before you go to bed then wake up to the smell of succulent swine.Our R&D department is working on a protein shake alarm clock. Our product will allow our genetically superior readers to continue their ambition goal of body expansion.
The Wake n' Bacon deserve a place in the hall of fame of American ingenuity. But is it the greatest invention ever?
In the bacon inspired product category, I think Baconnaise might be the winner.
I'd also argue that the Flowbee deserves a spot in the Halls of American greatness.
