In December, I posted one of our most groundbreaking articles under the title "Brian Alvarez - We don't want your fat clothes." It has been one of most popular pieces because the world wants to throw up when he says in his Bowflex commercial - "My wife gives me that little wink from time to time." I just projectile vomited all over myself while thinking about that nasty post wink Alvarez action.

Here's the commercial for those wanting to lose their lunch -



Big Brian must have heard about the article because last night this anonymous comment was made regarding my brilliant journalism work -

Hey Corky,
He said fat clothes not obese clothes you obese retard

I love it!!!! The rage found in this comment is clear proof that anonymous is either Brian Alvarez or whoever is winking at him.

This comment does contain some truth. I am obese. With a BMI measurement of 35.6, I am considered obese despite having an elite body. However, the retard references aren't true.

Brian,

Let's setup a contest of physical and mental strength. We can set it up like the one on the landmark film Billy Madison. Name the time and place. I'll even give you ample time to train on your Bowflex. But know that I will be training Rocky IV style in Russia. Come get a piece of Corky.