It is great to be back from my wildly successful international size discrimination awareness tour. Sorry for the lack of posts (the Old World doesn't believe in supersizing their bandwidth).

I gathered enormous amounts of data while on my recon trip. Here's what I found -

• the evolution of man appears to be limited to America
• XXL shirts can be found across the pond but the euro XXL isn't as commodious as its American counterpart. Evidence -

This photo hasn't been doctored. That is really how big I am in comparison to euros. That is a XXL jersey that my back is trying to escape from.

• the tiny euros appear disgusted with our physical dominance
• the little people of the old world aren't afraid to stare and laugh at you
• instead of lifting weights and crushing protein to make up for their lack of giant genes, they choose make themselves look bigger in their art. Evidence -

Here is a picture of Alexander the Great who appears to be 9'6" 3275 lbs. He had so much trouble finding clothes that he wore nothing.

• pickpocketers act like they can't speak English when you catch them stealing but they seem to understand the phrase 'Get the @$#% out of my face!' when you politely scream it to them in English

Upon concluding my awareness tour, I realized that my fight for bigger clothes needs to be focused in the area that it is most needed - America (now known as the New North American Union). With the help of the Baracknid, I have hope for change in apparel industry.

Art courtesy of the sausage fingers at Real Randumb

I encourage you to write your local representative and ask for a few million of the trillion to be earmarked for the fight against size discrimination. Make sure that the earmark doesn't include any restrictions on bonuses given to leaders of Big and Tall revolutions.