Free Agency Signing with Yardbarker
I became a free agent at 12:01 AM February 27th. I was waiting by the phone when I was contacted by AlanaG at yardbarker.com. She had been breaking down game film on me and my fight against size discrimination. Yardbarker was so impressed with my body of work that they made me an offer that day. They wanted a piece of the Full Figured Revolution. There were intense negotiations with outrageous demands from both sides. Ultimately, we agreed to the following terms-
-Join a team with Donovan McNabb, Chris Cooley, and T-Sizzle
-Receive over 10 million un-guaranteed clicks to the Triple F revolution
I signed that day. It wasn't reported on ProFootballTalk.com because Florio's crappy servers exploded due to the overwhelming number of my fans that flooded the web dying to know where Big Love is going to sign. Here is the unofficial picture taken outside of PFT's servers in West Virginia-
For those concerned about some of the contract details - Don't worry Don "the Dragon" Yee will get 3% of my clicks for killer agent skillz.
On a side note- The best part about being a free agent these days is that our country is full of free agents right now. It has been easy to find other free agents to watch daytime TV with me. The credit crunch has flooded the market with dudes like me waiting for a phone call. I propose that Obama give America hope by elimating the word 'unemployment' from our vocabulary and replacing it with 'free agency.' This change will fill America with hopes of $100 million contracts.
-Join a team with Donovan McNabb, Chris Cooley, and T-Sizzle
-Receive over 10 million un-guaranteed clicks to the Triple F revolution
I signed that day. It wasn't reported on ProFootballTalk.com because Florio's crappy servers exploded due to the overwhelming number of my fans that flooded the web dying to know where Big Love is going to sign. Here is the unofficial picture taken outside of PFT's servers in West Virginia-
For those concerned about some of the contract details - Don't worry Don "the Dragon" Yee will get 3% of my clicks for killer agent skillz.
On a side note- The best part about being a free agent these days is that our country is full of free agents right now. It has been easy to find other free agents to watch daytime TV with me. The credit crunch has flooded the market with dudes like me waiting for a phone call. I propose that Obama give America hope by elimating the word 'unemployment' from our vocabulary and replacing it with 'free agency.' This change will fill America with hopes of $100 million contracts.
