Exclusive David Anderson Interview
The most surprising part about our revolution has been the outpouring of support from little people. Today we'll highlight a little man that plays amongst giants. This small fry will check in time to time to share his experiences in a full figured world. We introduce David Anderson and welcome him to the resistance.
Diminutive Dimensions - 5'10" 194 lbs.
Position - Possession Receiver
Why are you supporting the fight against size discrimination?
Well, being that all of my friends are gigantic humans I want to support their fight to be respected for not only their waist lines, appetites, and oddly shaped bodies, but their minds as well. Just because their brains are surrounded by an amazing amount of cushion it doesn't mean that it doesn't work the same.
Thank You! People are generally scared of husky males, can you give them any advice on how to handle these massive beasts?
To handle a beast you have to think like a beast. Just like dogs and bees, they smell fear. So when they walk up to you, stare them right in the chest and let them know that you will slap them if they get out of line. And don't be scared to mock them. Big males are actually real sensitive normally, so you can take advantage of their fragile self esteem.
I don't know if that is helping us. . . . What are some of the advantages of consistently having men of mass around you?
First off, they make you look like you are in a lot better shape then you actually are. Second, you always look like the most healthy of everybody. Third, you tend to sweat a lot less hence smell better. Fourth, when you follow them into a club it is really easy to walk through because they just part the seas. Fifth, if you ever get lost in the club, just look up and you know exactly where all your friends are. Not that easy with normal people. And the last thing I'll say is the most important, protection. No one messes with the small dude with all the big guys. It pretty much allows you to say and do whatever you want.
So what are the advantages of us extra value meal men to have a 99 cent nugget like you around?
It is very important to have a guy like me around. I am like bait when it comes to meeting women. Just throw me out there and Ill bring them back, then it is your job to keep them in the boat. I also can have an array of jobs, while you men are pretty much slated as pro athletes. I can be an agent, financial advisor, Nordstrom piano player, pretty much anything but a pro athlete. But most important I am a liaison to the common man. Without a guy like me only other bigs will approach. Add me into the mix and normal people believe they can join in the full figured fella fun as well.
A liaison very true. Last question. . . Do you know I can pummel you?
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Dawks08 said March 15, 2009